Thursday, March 13, 2008

Stupid Things People Say

This meeting will be short.
Looks don’t matter to me.
It won’t hurt.
I’m sorry I didn’t answer your email yesterday but I didn’t get it.
I can’t promote you until you make a mistake and fix it.
I can’t see you anymore because I was pretty drunk last weekend and I think I got married.
She’s just a friend.
I love Star Trek.
The batteries in my cell phone were dead.
She’s just a room mate.
Hold this money in the casino and whatever I say, don’t give it to me.
I woke you up to tell you that I took the phone off the hook so it wouldn’t wake you up.
I’m not unemployed; I’m going to start a website.
I just do it for my sinuses.
I know exactly where I am.

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